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Igor M. Brilliant

Igor M. Brilliant was born and raised in Boston MA. He is a graduate of Harvard University where he studied Voodoo Economics. After college, he worked as a sanitation engineer (janitor) for the New York City Department of Sanitation. He received his New York State license as a professional janitor in 1982.

In 1987 Igor convinced H. G. Wiltbloom that he should be FSC's President and CEO. H.G. agreed. Igor also moonlites as a private consulting sanitation engineer, performing a variety of services for his clients.

He lives in Alviso CA, right near the slews with his dog.

Sean P. Wizzard 

Sean P. Wizzard was born and raised in communist East Germany. He was a graduate of Moscow University where he studied Computer Science (computer hacking).

After the Berlin Wall came down, Sean fled to Colombia where he went to work for the Cali Cartel as a software engineer. He led the team of engineers that broke into the FBI and Pentagon computers.

After surviving repeated assignination attempts by his former Cali Cartel employers, Sean took over as Vice President of Engineering at FSC.

Sean now live in Sunnyvale CA, with his girl friend and pet raccoon.

 Edward P. Grouch

Edward P. Grouch, birth place and parents unknown, served 17 years in the United States Marine Corp. Ed served all 17 years as a drill instructor, and attained the rank of corporal.

After leaving the Marine Corp, Ed went to work as a bouncer in a Milpitas bar where Igor M. Brilliant spotted him and signed him on as FSC's Vice president of Operations (he can yell and swear really well).

Ed now lives in his car somewhere in the Silicon Valley.

 Jon G. Beancounter

Jon G. Beancounter was born and raised in Chicago. He is a graduate of the Al Capone School of Business where he studied Mafia Economics.

After college, Jon worked as an accountant for the Gambini Family. His specialty was corporate fraud and bullet counting.

After leaving the Mafia, Joined the Federal Witness Protection Plan. In March of 1995, became the Chief Financial Officer for FSC.

For obvious reasons, Jon lives with his family at an unknown address (he moves around alot).